Quotes

These are just some quotes that I like, they range from funny, to serious. They really don't relate to me, I just like them =P.

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
~Marty Feldman.

"Walk softly, and carry a big stick"

"I don't make the jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
~Will Rogers

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
~Steven Wright.

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
~Mel Brooks.

"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
~Jo Brand.

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
~Terry Pratchett.

"Écrasez l’infâme" (Crush the evil thing!)
~Voltaire

"Is all that we see or seem, but a dream within a dream."
~Edgar Allen Poe

"'Working to help people makes you feel so good!' Oh, who thought THAT one up?!?!?!?"
~Lina Inverse (Slayers)

"Men are pigs. It's sad, isn't it?"
~Lina Inverse (Slayers)

"Don't tell me He wants to conquer the world! Can't he come up with something more original?"
~Lina Inverse (Slayers)

"Just you wait!!!! I'M GONNA EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THAT CITY!!!!"
~Lina Inverse (Slayers)

"A mirror always reflects the truth. But ones mind, when looking at it, twists the reflection."
~Pegasus (BSSM)

"If you sleep well, you grow well. If you oversleep, you grow more."
~Misako (KnO)

"Ne, ne, may I turn the TV on? Too late. Already did."
~Sana (KnO)

"It takes a minute to have a crush, it takes an hour to like someone, it takes a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."

"Because a sword that protects the weak is completely useless... It's wrong to protect the weak."
~Soujirou (Rurouni Kenshin)

"It doesn't matter who was beating you, it's because you're weak. That's why you're wrong. The world is a survival of the fittest after all. If you're strong, you survive. But if you're weak, you die. A false smile does not stop this world from beating you for pleasure."
~Shishio (Rurouni Kenshin)

"Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect."
~Chief Seattle

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."
~Albert Einstein

"This magnificent butterfly finds a little heap of dirt and sits still on it; but man will never on his heap of mud keep still..."
~Joseph Conrad

"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses."
~ZIGGY

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