AIM Conversations

I have the strangest conversations, here are a few that have stood out =P.

Me: BOOM!!!!**blows up**
Jake: -_- *watches as lobsters come to eat you* oh god -_-;;;;
Me: LOL!!!!!!!
Jake: ^^;
Me: **lobsters gets eaten by radioactive termites**
Jake: oh my...Oo;;;;
Jake: *runs*
Me: **radioactive termites rule the world**
Jake: *dies*
Me: lol
Me: **termites eat u**
Jake: x.x;;;
Me: **termites eat everything**
Me: **termites die from lack of food**
Jake: lol
Me: **one celled ameaba's (sp?) rule the world**
Jake: *amoeba*
Me: **yeah!! thats what i meant**
Jake: *has an amoeba sn on yahoo* lol...
Me: loll!!!
Me: **amoeba's evolve into one armed retarded clowns and mimes**
Jake: lol!!!!!!!!
Me: **clowns die off because of their retardedness**
Jake: lolol...
Me: **mimes live happily in peace**

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Jake: you should get on yer lina sn more often
Me: hehe
Me: FINE!!!
Jake: o_O;;;;;;; calm down spunk munk
Me: get away, or i'll throw monkey chow at you!!!!!
Jake: o_o *backs away slowly*

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Me: i only look innocent
Me: but inside i'm like a mad sea cow ready to explode and blow up somebody
Jake: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Jake: mad sea cow
Jake: whoa
Jake: o_o i just seduced and killed usagi
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Jake: *was being a slut and then shoved a sword through her heard* weeeeeeee o_O;;;;
Jake: heart*
Jake: o_O;;;;;;;;;
Jake: i had to o.o;
Me: **blows u up with a sea cow bazooka, that shoots sea cow missles at u and cause u to blow up into little pieces**
Jake: *lil pieces fly everywhere*
Me: **the little pieces start to moo**
Jake: *they turn into mooing lobsters*
Me: **they return to the magical waters of zandolian alfa 9 42/67**
Jake: o_O;
Jake: *the lobster emperess flies to cuba on her seacow steed*
Me: **sea cow eats here (everyone knows sea cows love to eat lobster emperesses**
Me: her*
Me: **the sea cow eats all the lobsters**
Me: (never let a sea cow loose on a lobster planet)
Jake: lolol
Jake: *the amoeba king comes to the sea cow and possesses him, sea cows start saying stuff like "mo fo, and ugly mutha*
Jake: lolol@mo fo
Me: **invisible flying octopus comes and saves the sea cow, and cures him**
Me: **they fall it love**
Jake: lolololol
Me: in
Me: **and live happily ever after**
Me: **until being eaten by a gondad monster from blaveria 2985**
Jake: ((what the hell are those things? o_O))
Me: they're really stupid animals
Jake: lolol
Me: it assumes that if u can't see it, it can't see u
Jake: o_O; l
Jake: lol
Me: actually it was originally the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
Me: but a few snuck aboard a ship to balveria 2985 and the people there named it a Gondad
Me: cause Gondad in their language means flying bowl of petunias
Me: which has nothing to do with the animal, but they desided to name it that anyways
Me: cause it sounds better than weebelda (which means magical sperm whale pixies)
Me: which has nothing to do with the animal either
Me: they are fairly stupid people
(yeah, I've been reading to much Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy =P lololol)

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